Evening routine.

Why does everyone assume everyone goes to Heaven?

http://amibeyonceyet.tumblr.com

My phone keeps texting people from my old email address.

Fuck you iOS 8

I’m baking my first casserole right now. Please wish me luck to not burn the house down.

So many packs of beer left after people stumbled home last night. This has literally been on my front walkway all day. How embarrassing.

So many packs of beer left after people stumbled home last night. This has literally been on my front walkway all day. How embarrassing.

I think this may be the most accurate fortune cookie I have ever gotten.

I think this may be the most accurate fortune cookie I have ever gotten.

First official party in the new house was pretty successful.

First official party in the new house was pretty successful.

sermittelstaedt:

Fourth of July 2013, shooting with the boys.

My boyfriend shooting a M82 offhand.

penice:

hungarian:

sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked

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Mary Beth Tinker!

Mary Beth Tinker!

Forever obsessed with getting my back tickled.

I’m drinking the most fall drink ever. A pumpkin spice chaider (chai and cider together). Holy shit. It’s heaven in a cup.

thelovelyseas:

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thelovelyseas:

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